comcast customers never cease
Thursday, Sept. 07, 2006   8:11 am

comcast customer maria jurkovic:

why ark tere so many spanish channels? can i get rit of tem? i dont speaka spanish! why do i need tese channels?

comcast customer service agent me:

there is a huge demand in your area for spanish channels. if there were a large japanese population then there would be more japanese channels. until comcast allows customers to pick and choose the channels you want as a part of your package, im going to have to ask that you just skip the spanish channels and dont watch them if you dont want to.

maria:

ok, but tell comcast i dont want any more spanish channels-teres too many!

why? why, oh, why do i get such-no. im sorry. its not that i get stupid customers. its more that such stupid people exist in this country. we are relying on-wait, i guess the menial jobs in life are dependent on ignorant, unambitious citizens such as maria.

someones gotta wrap the egg mcmuffins that fuel america.

thank you maria jurkovic.